I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
My vagina just recognized that song.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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