Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
why is half of my head shaved?
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