I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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