She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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