problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
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the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
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Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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