To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize