This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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