it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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