A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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