playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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