omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
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