this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
and she was petting her beer can
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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