Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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