if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I've blown a few things in my day
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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