You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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