erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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