I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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