I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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