Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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