Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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