Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
look no pants
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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