I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize