toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
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No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
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