stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
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After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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