Yo dont text me then not text me
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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