I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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