Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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