Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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