Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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