I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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