in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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