you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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