I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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