Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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