me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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