to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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