a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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