Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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