can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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