Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
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I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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