i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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