aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
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I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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