if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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