This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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