You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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