Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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