I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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