Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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