I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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