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steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
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